Dinner @ 8 - June 2008

Author: Braden  |  Category: Prose, Writing

Dinner @ 8

by Braden

Tonight’s guests:

Teresa Palmer
Ana Ivanovic
Lyle Lovett
George Clooney

It’s Sunday night, so, it must be another impromptu dinner party. One thing led to another, as it always does, and Marisa’s and I’s place became a “destination” on Sundays for casual seeking locals and visiting friends and acquaintances. Thankfully, the guests are diverse and interesting given that Marisa’s odd job brings her in touch with lots of “characters.”

This week, I guess George was looking for a little more, but I’d just gotten back from Lexington and couldn’t track down the starlet of the week, although, I was able to persuade Ana to stop by on her way to NYC. Luckily, Teresa had called Marisa this morning and somehow ended up here. I suppose ingénue will have to due.

Lyle had heard from a friend that I had free dinner and/or parties. I told him he could come if he cheered the hell up! I also asked him if he was a vegetarian before I gave him the directions. I don’t know why I ask if people are vegans, I’m not going to change the menu. Anyway, there’s always some salad-ish thing they can eat or…just drink.

George: More wine?

Ana: I think sex is over rated.

George: What? I said wine, not whine.

Teresa: Ana, I don’t think you got the right instruction manual, because there’s one thing for sure, and that’s that all women love it so much that they let men control them!

Lyle: I…

Marisa: I don’t think so. Braden doesn’t control me at all. I even make more money than him.

Braden: Well…I’m just starting…

Lyle: Yeah, he…

Marisa: Sure you are honey and that’s what I love about you.

Braden: Thanks Lyle…

Teresa: Then who was on top last night?

Ana: What does that prove?

Teresa: Who?

Marisa: He was?

George: Way to go!

Lyle: Huh?

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Cold Or Hot, It’s Always Sake Time

Author: Braden  |  Category: Old Stuff, Poetry, Prose, Writing

Sake

Hello.
Sake?
No.
Why not?
Don’t know.
Why not?
Don’t…OK. Sake.
Good. Waiting for someone?
Yes.
More Sake?
No.
Why not?
Look…OK, more sake.
Good.

She arrives…

Lot’s of sake…
Yes.
Why?
Hello, more sake?
See?
No.
Why not?
Did I miss something?
She late. Dynamite for one?
No. More sake.
More sake? You sure? She late…
Yes.
What? I’m not that late!
Yes. definitely more sake.
I think you’ve had enough.
Yes…no…why?
Why?
Why sake?
No. Why no enough?
Why not no enough?
Humm…
Yes. So, you’re late.
Sorry.
Sorry not enough. Sashimi for one?
No. Go.
OK. No more sake.
No. Stop. Yes sake. No you.
Well…
Thank you.
Is he a friend of yours?
No.
Seems like it.
Humm…
Sorry. Sake mine?
Yes.
Good.
Yes. More?
No.
No?
No…thank you.
Yes…
More sake?
Humm…no. Humm…no?
Taxi?
See brother. Outside.
Thanks.
She go home with you?
Yes.
No.
No?
Yes.
Humm…more sake?
No! No!
Come back soon?
Oh yes.
Uh-huh. Sure.

Sayonara!

Braden Stephens
February, 1995

Tastes And Colours Are Not Argued Over

Author: Braden  |  Category: Old Stuff, Prose, Writing

les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas

Two tigers real fast
One red shoe lost
A man and his mojo
Fishing with worms
Music in a submarine
Messages on tape
Callers on hold
Blue paper on fire
Understand?

Braden Stephens
(unknown date)

With The Cool Comes The Dreams Of Hot

Author: Braden  |  Category: Old Stuff, Poetry, Prose, Stream of consciousness, Writing

Fall Portfolio Of Dreams

My portfolio

Of dreams

Whistling

Scattered about

Like leaves from a tree

Shriveled and light

Blown against a fence

Gathering up

An army of leaves

Ready to explode

When a gate is opened

Braden Stephens
(no date)

Too Long Have I Been Here

Author: Braden  |  Category: Old Stuff, Prose, Stream of consciousness, Writing

Pseudo Intellectual Hollywood

Writers play golf with god
Producers go to parties with angels
Directors correspond with saints
All actors can play a convincing devil

Braden Stephens
(no date)

The Beginning of A Little Story Called Calais

Author: Braden  |  Category: Old Stuff, Prose, Writing

The Beginning of Calais

Two people sit in a closed bar. The room is black with only small spotlights on the tables that seem to highlight the lonely and desperate, but separate, couple near the center of the room.

Nikki has been tired of the life she has been leading as a small-time actress in the Atlanta art community. She hasn’t told anybody though, thinking, this is all she should expect in her life. She’s just damn lucky to be alive. Lucky…to be…alive. She thinks.

A sad story yes, but not nearly as sad as her companion.

Michael has never in his life been tired, or for that matter, without something to do with his time. But in all his years, he has never done anything of any importance. A frivolous life. A life without direction and without meaning. Unfortunately, Michael doesn’t know it.

Until tonight…

Braden Stephens
(no date)